This is a picture of a whirl pool, tantalizing isn't iT? I was just playing some hover bball, with my new hover ball and shoes, on this water planet when came across this magnificent image. The beauty of the pool is intoxicating and draws you in so seductively and sexy like that you forget about the fact that you could drown if you were to get to close.
Yes this is a giraffe, but what you didn't know is that this is my pet giraffe Twinkle (I didn't name him, I bought him when the Neverland Ranch went under), who was casually strolling by when I was trying to take a family photo.
When I had went to the beach one day the clouds made a nice pattern in the sky. Also the guy in the cow suit makes the photo that much better!
This is when I, the chewmaster, was on the set of the worst movie to come out EVER . . . Sex and the City 2. You may notice that one of the girls is missing, that would be Sam (see pic below). The girls had some very interesting articles of clothing on, but who am I to judge, I'm a 7 foot walkin', talkin' throw rug . . . [kanye shrugg] ¯\_(¬_¬ )_/¯
This is Sam, same set different scene, and I guess she was trying to get her 80's on (clearly didn't work). The patterns in hers clothes were interesting to say the least though and I have no idea whats up with dude in the green shorts or why he has a boner . . . [akward]
The next five pictures I will just show you and some it all up at the end on what the pattern was if you didn't see it already.
These pictures were taken at a party that I got invited to, where the chewnificent went 9-0 on the table, Arrawarrgh graa! Arrarroowwrrerr graa! Holla at cha wookie! But the patterns in these pictures if you haven't guessed it, is the consistency of one black person in each picture. Every party needs a token black guy and this party had THE COOLEST one there is.
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